Mt. Tabor #5 7/5/6
I prepared so poorly for this race. I didn’t ride at all the day before, drank a bunch of beer, played Trivial Pursuit and under-ate at a BBQ… then slept poorly with bad dreams and a high BAC. I moped around all day, ate too little and too early for an 8pm race, then showed up at Tabor sluggish and detached. Then I got 2nd. The ribbing I got from the Pink and Black crew may, indeed, have some truth to it: when I show up and say I feel like crap—look out!
The race itself was nothing special, except that all the breakaways (including the couple that I got in) just couldn’t get away… totally un-Tabor-like. Sampson, Cameron, Ollerenshaw and Tonkin all instigated breaks that didn’t even last a lap. The pack just wouldn’t be left behind. So, it stayed together, and the sprint would be for 1st instead of the usual 4th. On the last lap, I crested the hill almost last, drilled it down the hill, coasted through most of the pack across the dam, and then started a flat-out sprint at the gate. Just in case I had started to forget who I was and what I was doing there, Molly (on her way to a 7th… Up Velo!) shouted, “Go, Mark, GO!”, and I thought it sounded like a good idea. When I glanced up, I could see that Ollerenshaw had already gapped us all and wouldn’t be caught, no way, no how. So, I decided that the best strategy was to try to get him anyways, and at least I’d be going my fastest. With my imaginary Leia looking over my shoulder, I pulled the cheesy little lever to find that Artoo had miraculously repaired the hyperdrive just in the nick of time. The engine didn’t make the wha-whum-whummm sound… the stars turned to radial white streaks and I was gone. But of course Doug was out of reach. 2nd place.
The oxygen deficit that I was in was simply unreal. I got to the grass to try to avoid fainting and crashing my Lapierre, fell down and wasn’t quite right in the head for at least 30 minutes after the race. I felt like I had a concussion. So weird. It wasn’t like other experiences after long-ass races that had just drained me completely (like WVC stage 4 or the UCB road race). This was different. I was fine at the bottom of the hill, and completely wrecked at the top.
The unfailing support that I had been receiving from my teams all night (both Veloshop and Claremont Colleges were in the house) continued through my post-sprint daze and perhaps kept me conscious. The benefits of a cheering section cannot be overstated. It’s such a pick-up to hear your name shouted every time you toil by! Thank you. And yes, Savoie, you are the loudest.
The race itself was nothing special, except that all the breakaways (including the couple that I got in) just couldn’t get away… totally un-Tabor-like. Sampson, Cameron, Ollerenshaw and Tonkin all instigated breaks that didn’t even last a lap. The pack just wouldn’t be left behind. So, it stayed together, and the sprint would be for 1st instead of the usual 4th. On the last lap, I crested the hill almost last, drilled it down the hill, coasted through most of the pack across the dam, and then started a flat-out sprint at the gate. Just in case I had started to forget who I was and what I was doing there, Molly (on her way to a 7th… Up Velo!) shouted, “Go, Mark, GO!”, and I thought it sounded like a good idea. When I glanced up, I could see that Ollerenshaw had already gapped us all and wouldn’t be caught, no way, no how. So, I decided that the best strategy was to try to get him anyways, and at least I’d be going my fastest. With my imaginary Leia looking over my shoulder, I pulled the cheesy little lever to find that Artoo had miraculously repaired the hyperdrive just in the nick of time. The engine didn’t make the wha-whum-whummm sound… the stars turned to radial white streaks and I was gone. But of course Doug was out of reach. 2nd place.
The oxygen deficit that I was in was simply unreal. I got to the grass to try to avoid fainting and crashing my Lapierre, fell down and wasn’t quite right in the head for at least 30 minutes after the race. I felt like I had a concussion. So weird. It wasn’t like other experiences after long-ass races that had just drained me completely (like WVC stage 4 or the UCB road race). This was different. I was fine at the bottom of the hill, and completely wrecked at the top.
The unfailing support that I had been receiving from my teams all night (both Veloshop and Claremont Colleges were in the house) continued through my post-sprint daze and perhaps kept me conscious. The benefits of a cheering section cannot be overstated. It’s such a pick-up to hear your name shouted every time you toil by! Thank you. And yes, Savoie, you are the loudest.
3 Comments:
I was wondering if you heard me. ;)
Next time I see you race I'll do the Ricola commercial. That shit can't be topped.
reeee cohh laaaa.
I can hear it now.
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